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if sh*t were real: star wars episode II

mister X — Tue, 25 May 2010 09:20:35 +0000

E.T. Xtreme Edition

mister X — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 18:30:01 +0000

new iRiff; Intermission Time!

mister X — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 18:49:50 +0000

Remember the glory days of drive-in theaters and the intermission between films? Well, prepare to have those cherished memories manhandled like a first night prison inmate as THE BACK ROW brings you INTERMISSION TIME! mister X brings his trademarked snark to all those wacky ads that command you to attend the snack bar before the next feature begins-a 9 minute iRiff that’s just dripping with hot buttered nostalgia…but with THE BACK ROW touch…

mister X VidRiffz RemixShow now at iRiffs

mister X — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 18:50:05 +0000

THE BACK ROW returns with a whole new concept in riffing: the video remix. Taking heaps of public domain material, mister X has chopped, spliced and diced the raw ingredients, added visual FX and turned it into a whole new comedy beast-the VIDRIFFZ REMIXSHOW.

includes:

DUCK AND COVER: the original UNCENSORED version

MOVIE RULES-HOW NOT TO GET KILLED: if you find yourself a character in a low-budget film, here’s what you DON’t want to do

SPLATTERMAN: the uncle of Space Chief & Prince of Space joyfully murders about 50 people in under a minute

DISCO FU: chop-socky with a funky beat (and nekkid boobies!)

BULLSH*T CINEMA: covering the many “deaths” of Flash Gordon

and more…10 minutes of public domain video tweaked to a new level-the VIDRIFFZ REMIXSHOW

available now at Rifftrax.Com

JOHNNY SOKKO iRiff now on sale at RIFFTRAX.COM

mister X — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:59:34 +0000

only $0.99 at Rifftrax.com

Return to the days of yore as THE BACK ROW presents the first episode of the kidvid ‘classic’ JOHNNY SOKKO. Join the adventures of young Johnny as he narrowly avoids horrible violent death from both giant rubber monsters and the completely inept Gargoyle Gang using his wits, his knee socks & short-shorts and of course, his freakin’ GIANT FLYING ROBOT that he jacked from a kidnapped professor who was nice enough to explain how it operates before being murdered less than 3 minutes later.

riffer mister X takes this relic from his youth head on and discovers that what you loved a child may make you have to accept the fact that you were a pretty stupid child…and always wishes it was ULTRAMAN instead.

mister X iRiff now on sale at RIFFTRAX!

mister X — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 18:25:42 +0000

Better living through chemistry 50’s style as Rifftrax iRiffs presents “The Relaxed Wife”- a vintage short from Pfizer. Join riffer mister X (professional smart-ass) as he tackles all this bizarre little film tosses at him:

-see an actor who’s mugging makes Jim Carrey seem subtle

-hear pathologically whimsical music that will test your sanity

-endure a rhyming narrator who makes the poetry of Jewel sound like ee cummings

Complete with disembodied arms coming out of desks, a man with a pressure cooker head and a product we never get to see, “The Relaxed Wife” is a trippy prescription drug short that makes you think the makers were on something a little stronger when they made it. Fortunately the snarky, silly and deceptively crass commentary by mister X is the cure for this one.

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mister X contributes to Rifftrax!

mister X — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 04:08:00 +0000

On sale, Rifftrax’s comedy commentary on Batman and Robin featuring contributions from detroit’s mister X.

For those who don’t know Rifftrax, it’s the new project from the guys who used to do Mystery Science Theater 3000-they make fun of sh*t and do a really good job of it, but instead of a TV show, you download their commentary as an Mp3 and play it along with the movie. These guys are an inspiration to X and Rob Boombostic (even though we started doing own own riffs in college before we knew the show existed, so don’t call us a rip-off you uppity bastard) and X is honored to write for his heroes.

if movie products were real and Kwame again

mister X — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 20:05:00 +0000

Just a few ads for movie products done in my usual smart-assed way : )

And here’s what I imagine Kwame Kilpatrick has done recently…