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Better living through chemistry 50’s style as Rifftrax iRiffs presents “The Relaxed Wife”- a vintage short from Pfizer. Join riffer mister X (professional smart-ass) as he tackles all this bizarre little film tosses at him:

-see an actor who’s mugging makes Jim Carrey seem subtle

-hear pathologically whimsical music that will test your sanity

-endure a rhyming narrator who makes the poetry of Jewel sound like ee cummings

Complete with disembodied arms coming out of desks, a man with a pressure cooker head and a product we never get to see, “The Relaxed Wife” is a trippy prescription drug short that makes you think the makers were on something a little stronger when they made it. Fortunately the snarky, silly and deceptively crass commentary by mister X is the cure for this one.

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 On sale, Rifftrax’s comedy commentary on Batman and Robin featuring contributions from detroit’s mister X.

For those who don’t know Rifftrax, it’s the new project from the guys who used to do Mystery Science Theater 3000-they make fun of sh*t and do a really good job of it, but instead of a TV show, you download their commentary as an Mp3 and play it along with the movie. These guys are an inspiration to X and Rob Boombostic (even though we started doing own own riffs in college before we knew the show existed, so don’t call us a rip-off you uppity bastard) and X is honored to write for his heroes.

Just a few ads for movie products done in my usual smart-assed way : )

And here’s what I imagine Kwame Kilpatrick has done recently…

real life kept me from getting these to cracked on time, so enjoy ‘em here…





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you can’t miss mine-it involves Sesame Street…

…and whores.
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