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THE BACK ROW: INTERMISSION TIME! (iRiff)
Author mister X
Remember the glory days of drive-in theaters and the intermission between films? Well, prepare to have those cherished memories manhandled like a first night prison inmate…
new iRiff; Intermission Time!
Author mister X
Remember the glory days of drive-in theaters and the intermission between films? Well, prepare to have those cherished memories manhandled like a first night prison inmate as THE BACK ROW brings you INTERMISSION TIME! mister X brings his trademarked snark to all those wacky ads that command you to attend the snack bar before the next feature begins-a 9 minute iRiff that’s just dripping with hot buttered nostalgia…but with THE BACK ROW touch…
mister X VidRiffz RemixShow now at iRiffs
Author mister X
THE BACK ROW returns with a whole new concept in riffing: the video remix. Taking heaps of public domain material, mister X has chopped, spliced and diced the raw ingredients, added visual FX and turned it into a whole new comedy beast-the VIDRIFFZ REMIXSHOW.
includes:
DUCK AND COVER: the original UNCENSORED version
MOVIE RULES-HOW NOT TO GET KILLED: if you find yourself a character in a low-budget film, here’s what you DON’t want to do
SPLATTERMAN: the uncle of Space Chief & Prince of Space joyfully murders about 50 people in under a minute
DISCO FU: chop-socky with a funky beat (and nekkid boobies!)
BULLSH*T CINEMA: covering the many “deaths” of Flash Gordon
and more…10 minutes of public domain video tweaked to a new level-the VIDRIFFZ REMIXSHOW
available now at Rifftrax.Com
New GUMBY iRiff by mister X now at Rifftrax
Author mister X
Gumby (an apparently sentient glob of snot) decides to go prospecting in the mountains and takes his incredibly racist pal Pokey along. After finding either a large gold nugget or a chunk of radioactive waste, Gumby and Pokey Limbaugh are captured by INJUNS (not Native Americans but stereotypical, unflattering facsimiles) who plan to burn them at the stake without once questioning how clay has somehow come to demonic life.
Join mister X as he tries to comprehend the materialistic lust of Gumby, the festering cauldron of hate that is Pokey Imus and why the original inhabitants of this country didn’t just let the pilgrims starve…
JOHNNY SOKKO iRiff now on sale at RIFFTRAX.COM
Author mister X
only $0.99 at Rifftrax.com
Return to the days of yore as THE BACK ROW presents the first episode of the kidvid ‘classic’ JOHNNY SOKKO. Join the adventures of young Johnny as he narrowly avoids horrible violent death from both giant rubber monsters and the completely inept Gargoyle Gang using his wits, his knee socks & short-shorts and of course, his freakin’ GIANT FLYING ROBOT that he jacked from a kidnapped professor who was nice enough to explain how it operates before being murdered less than 3 minutes later.
riffer mister X takes this relic from his youth head on and discovers that what you loved a child may make you have to accept the fact that you were a pretty stupid child…and always wishes it was ULTRAMAN instead.
iRiff: THE RELAXED WIFE (tgwtg edit)
Better living through chemistry 50′s style as mister X riffs on “The Relaxed Wife”- a vintage short from Pfizer*. Complete with disembodied arms coming out of desks, money on man-sized fishhooks and a product we never get to see, “The Relaxed Wife” is a trippy prescription drug short that makes you think the makers were on something a little bit stronger when they made it. Fortunately the snarky, silly and deceptively crass commentary by mister X is the cure for this one.
*Yes Pfizer made this film…and I don’t make a single viagra joke-too easy