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Archive for February, 2008

Just a few ads for movie products done in my usual smart-assed way : )

And here’s what I imagine Kwame Kilpatrick has done recently…

real life kept me from getting these to cracked on time, so enjoy ‘em here…





read the full article here

you can’t miss mine-it involves Sesame Street…

…and whores.
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and here’s a couple that didn’t get used (there were over 400 entries for the article)




Boosty Collins

and


MuTant N*gga From THIS ISLAND EARTH


Got in on submitting this one too late, but thought the detroitbumps audience might appreciate it…

After leaving Diddy and failing as a solo artist, Fonzworth Bentley
found being the personal assistant of Big Bird’s mistress less fulfilling…


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