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Archive for February 2008

if movie products were real and Kwame again

Just a few ads for movie products done in my usual smart-assed way : )

And here’s what I imagine Kwame Kilpatrick has done recently…

unfortunate bumper stickers

real life kept me from getting these to cracked on time, so enjoy ‘em here…





mister X contributes one of Cracked’s "40 Most Inappropriate Children’s Book Covers"

read the full article here

you can’t miss mine-it involves Sesame Street…

…and whores.
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and here’s a couple that didn’t get used (there were over 400 entries for the article)



Long Lost Twins


Boosty Collins

and


MuTant N*gga From THIS ISLAND EARTH

a loose CRAPTION from Cracked…


Got in on submitting this one too late, but thought the detroitbumps audience might appreciate it…

After leaving Diddy and failing as a solo artist, Fonzworth Bentley
found being the personal assistant of Big Bird’s mistress less fulfilling…


Think you’re funnier than us? (answer: you’re not) Try Cracked.Com Craptions yourself and get dissed by complete strangers in the comments section who’ll say you suck balls…

Thought Balloons with Bush and McCain

(video) Thought Balloons with the Kilpatricks