UNBALANCED EP now available at BEATPORT
December 11th, 2008
New GUMBY iRiff by mister X now at Rifftrax
December 8th, 2008
Gumby (an apparently sentient glob of snot) decides to go prospecting in the mountains and takes his incredibly racist pal Pokey along. After finding either a large gold nugget or a chunk of radioactive waste, Gumby and Pokey Limbaugh are captured by INJUNS (not Native Americans but stereotypical, unflattering facsimiles) who plan to burn them at the stake without once questioning how clay has somehow come to demonic life.
Join mister X as he tries to comprehend the materialistic lust of Gumby, the festering cauldron of hate that is Pokey Imus and why the original inhabitants of this country didn’t just let the pilgrims starve…
UNBALANCED EP video promo
December 2nd, 2008
the official video promo for the UNBALANCED EP
media manipulation and direction by mister X
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JOHNNY SOKKO iRiff now on sale at RIFFTRAX.COM
November 20th, 2008
only $0.99 at Rifftrax.com
Return to the days of yore as THE BACK ROW presents the first episode of the kidvid ‘classic’ JOHNNY SOKKO. Join the adventures of young Johnny as he narrowly avoids horrible violent death from both giant rubber monsters and the completely inept Gargoyle Gang using his wits, his knee socks & short-shorts and of course, his freakin’ GIANT FLYING ROBOT that he jacked from a kidnapped professor who was nice enough to explain how it operates before being murdered less than 3 minutes later.
riffer mister X takes this relic from his youth head on and discovers that what you loved a child may make you have to accept the fact that you were a pretty stupid child…and always wishes it was ULTRAMAN instead.
mister X iRiff now on sale at RIFFTRAX!
November 10th, 2008
Better living through chemistry 50’s style as Rifftrax iRiffs presents “The Relaxed Wife”- a vintage short from Pfizer. Join riffer mister X (professional smart-ass) as he tackles all this bizarre little film tosses at him:
-see an actor who’s mugging makes Jim Carrey seem subtle
-hear pathologically whimsical music that will test your sanity
-endure a rhyming narrator who makes the poetry of Jewel sound like ee cummings
Complete with disembodied arms coming out of desks, a man with a pressure cooker head and a product we never get to see, “The Relaxed Wife” is a trippy prescription drug short that makes you think the makers were on something a little stronger when they made it. Fortunately the snarky, silly and deceptively crass commentary by mister X is the cure for this one.